love, simplified

this couple came into the restaurant last weekend - they were really cute together.
she ordered a turkey burger w/onions & cheese; he ordered a turkey burger

she asked 'do you want anything else on it, like mushrooms or cheese?'

he said, 'yeah, cheese!' i said 'it's nice that she's looking out for you.' and then she said 'i forgot, can i get raw onion on the side?' he whispered to me 'she doesn't remember it comes with it' i said 'she's a little slow to remember.'

then he ordered potato skins.

and she said 'wow, potato skins, huh?'

and he said, 'yes, i have to keep you guessing. the minute you know what i'm going to do is the minute the romance is over.'

oh i love that story!